Mirrione will put that
idea to the test today when he attempts to set the world record
for "world's slowest one-armed push-up" at the Reebok
Sports Center in New York.
He will keep his hand
straight under him, and, unlike other one-armed push-uppers, he
won't have his legs stretched out like a triangle to balance himself.
Once in the position,
Mirrione plans to spend at least one minute balancing his 140-pound
body on the knuckles of his index and middle fingers. On a stone
block, no less.
"I will go down
to a 90-degree angle and hold myself there for 20 seconds before
going down further and holding myself 20 seconds," Mirrione
said. "Then when I go back up, I will hold myself at the
90-degree angle once again."
You'd
think that a guy trying to break a record like this would spend
the hours leading up to the attempt training and practicing, right?
Wrong.
"I practice it
infrequently," he said. "If I do it once, it takes a
week to recover. The bone needs time to heal."
Mirrione contends that
one slow push-up is a greater demonstration of strength than doing
a bunch really quickly, and he gets support from James Sang Lee,
the 2010 world champion in self-defense for the International
Sports Karate Association.
"This
actually is quite a feat of strength, not to mention balance,"
Lee said. "It is quite impressive!"
But some of Mirrione's
peers aren't so quick to credit the attempt.
Josh Churchill, a three-degree
black belt in San Diego, admits the feat isn't easy, but says
Mirrione has an advantage over others.
"He's 140 pounds,"
Churchill said. "I'm 200 pounds, so I'm not sure I could
do that. I suppose it's a better example of mind-over-matter strength
than ripping a phone book."
Mirrione admits that
he also had a hard time convincing the folks at Guinness World
Records of the significance of his record.
"I went to Guinness,
but they want records set on their terms, but it's not certain
what they want," he said. "The guys that they allow
to do push-up records only do half-push-ups, not the full range."
After Guinness declined
to consider the record, Mirrione went to Record Holders Republic,
a record-keeping organization that its U.S. president, David Adamovich,
says is the Avis to Guinness' Hertz.
"I was a little
leery at first," admitted Adamovich, who holds a few world
records himself for "fastest knife-throwing speed."
"I asked him, 'How is one push-up significant?' More important
to me was figuring out what was beatable about this record.
John P. Mirrione
On Friday, New York-based martial arts instructor John Mirrione
will attempt to set a world's record for the slowest one-armed
push-up. He expects it to take 60 seconds."Well, he's doing
it in three different positions and 20 seconds in each one, and
he said that anyone who wants to beat the record just has to hold
each position longer. That was acceptable to me."
John Graden, founder
of the National Association of Professional Martial Artists, says
in order to ensure the integrity of the attempt, Mirrione should
wear skintight clothes and the attempt should be filmed from a
three-quarter angle.
The record may not
last for very long. Mirrione is actually scheduled to attempt
to break it in September on the "Regis and Kelly" show.
But not if others don't
get there first. Graden, for one, is intrigued.
"I think it would be interesting to throw out a challenge
to others who may already do this or who are capable of it,"
he said. "I can arrange that if you like."
No matter who ends
up as the "slowest one-armed push-up champ," some power-lifters
wonder if the record actually carries any weight in and of itself.
Utah-based weightlifter Ed Kinsey isn't sure. He says there's
no doubt Mirrione is strong, but wonders if it's the right kind
of strong.
"This is a great
demonstration of static/near-static strength, but what is the
point of being strong, in an athletic sense, if you have no velocity?"
Kinsey asked. "This may be a greater demonstration of strength,
but there is no real utility in this particular movement.
"It's like a football
player trying to block an opponent in slow motion. Yes, there
is a time duration, but it is much more useful to be explosive
in that strength."
Kinsey suggests a better
test of Mirrione's martial arts strength would be to see how high
a block he can hop onto in the one-armed push-up position.
"If he could hop
onto a block 12 inches high, he would be demonstrating a high
level of explosive strength, or power," Kinsey said.
Sponsored LinksTo be honest, setting any kind of one-armed record
is of secondary importance to Mirrione, who is hoping to use his
newfound fame to combat schoolyard bullying.
"When I was younger,
I was bullied to no end," he said. "I'm successful now,
but when I see kids committing suicide, I knew I had to do something."
Part of that plan includes
outreach to schools and teaching kids a special technique for
combating bullying.
"I believe you
can stop bullies by yelling 'Stop!' " he said. "A kid
does that and it puts everyone who hears it -- parents, teachers,
other students -- all on notice."